Tinned fish with tomato sauce with a sell by date of 12 March 1922 on the menu for Josef today (15 June 2011), isn’t he a lucky bastard and he looks so happy with himself and that in itself has pissed me off – I can’t believe that I can be so unlucky having this utter retard sitting opposite me. You just have to look at him now, he’s actually licking the insides of the fish tin, to do so he has to manoeuvre his lopsided nose into the tin, consequently he now has an irritating globule of tomato sauce on the tip of his nose. If there was any justice in this world his tongue would have been shredded by now, but there isn’t and oh and he’s started ripping apart his mandatory loaf, stolen from Sainsbury’s having spent over 30 minutes in his soiled underpants, poor sodding loaf…….
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