Massive Mistake!

There’s a very odd atmosphere in the library today (4 June 2011) – It’s packed but very quiet – and it’s very dark outside – bad omen, something will kick off, that’s for certain A pretty Spanish student (maybe Ryanair – she’s short enough) strolls into the study area –really don’t know how she does it but she manages to squeeze in between Mr Intense and some other random psycho – Mr Intense is not happy – you can tell when he’s not happy because his nostrils flare – Oh no! she’s asking him something – ok I can see now – she’s politely asking to share Mr Intense’s double socket so she can charge her laptop, reasonable request, - but massive mistake – he freaks!!!!! –He gives her the most filthiest of looks you could ever imagine – she looks petrified – ok he’s making a bit of a scene now – he’s just stood up – what’s he doing? What a sick fruitcake – he’s just grabbed the girl’s charger cable and chucked it to the floor and now he’s also chucked himself to the floor, there one minute and now gone! – Oh, I see what he’s doing, he’s plugged her in but it was a huge effort – He has now just given her such an evil grin as if to say “you owe me big time bitch” Anyway they’ve both settled down, no doubt he’ll carry on watching child porn and she’ll book her discount ticket to Madrid and if she has any sense she will disappear very soon before he becomes attached and she becomes scarred for life.

Mr Intense has also developed this annoying habit of breathing out very noisily, through his nose, and then coughing into a Thomas the Tank napkin – just thought I’d throw that in.