A new psychopath hits the podium today (31 May), it’s Mad Woman In Red Coat. The first thing that strikes me about the coat is the buttons, well they are not actually buttons; they are fucking teacup saucers and Jesus what a mouth! She spent over 20 minutes today hammering on to a Library Assistant about her retarded son who likes music and whether she can have half an hour on the Internet. She only wants to check her email because she is waiting for a free token to come through, for what I have absolutely no idea and to be honest I would take great delight in shoving that token right into her gob. She’s hovering around, reminds me a little of the rabbit on the wire at greyhound track racing, what is she up to? Ok, she’s gone for a piss now.
She spends over 15 minutes in there, which is not a pleasant place to spend 15 minutes in. There’s never any paper, and it’s where Josef, shaves, washes, brushes his teeth, pisses and shits, so enough said!
She’s soon out and about again and talking to random people and laughing out loud to comments that just aren’t even funny, for example, Mad Woman In Red Coat says to Library Assistant: “I see you are stacking books onto that shelf.” The Library Assistant wittily responds with “yes,” at which point Mad Woman In Red Coat, finding hidden meaning in the response, responds with uncontrollable belly laughs. My instinct tells me she should have been slaughtered at birth.
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