Sunday, 10 July 2011

Ear Wax Epidemic


Today (30 May) Josef has surpassed himself. I didn’t think anyone could pick their ears with such burrowing intensity, but he has, and I feel thoroughly sick because he has managed to extract the last sliver of wax, the bit that separates the brain from the outside world, sniffs it curiously like a baboon then flicks it away, in the general direction of a rather startled AS student who, by the way looks not unattractive in red hair, pale skin, intelligent black glasses and a lilac dress – I’m guessing she’s well over 18!

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